Telling stories about everyday monkey life
After a northerner slags off Borough Market the locals suggests he sticks to Wetherspoons as ‘he will feel more at home there’
Sick children? Meet the teach? family party? oh bugger, it! Dad’s gone missing again
Teenagers win praise for their valuable contribution to our community, not
On Valentine’s, the most romantic night of the year, men still don’t know how to get the love of a good woman
Middle England have tutted loudly after their request for special driving rights was dismissed
Science confirms men can’t listen to women talking
Ian Napton was stunned to his socks when his builders did a great job, finished on time and didn’t try to shag his teenage daughter
A miraculous, common sense, cure for mental health issues, has been successfully rolled out by the Health Secretary with a degree in Economics
Speeding Audi driver uses the two minutes saved on his drive home to discover a cure for cancer
Arty mum asked to leave a trendy coffee shop after her emancipated toddler disturbed the Wa
It’s the comments about my tits that really keeps me going, admits lady runner
Millennials get upset hearing Granny’s pearls of wisdom and are turning to Social Media to boost their fragile ego’s
The Chatty Chimp 