All the news from Monkey Island
Middle Aged White Atheist manages to get through a whole day without killing anyone or being a racist, misogynistic or homophobic di*k
News story template wheeled out again, for yet another mass shooting in America
PM Furious as plot to leak the Brexit timetable foiled, after leaked notes detailing leak, leaked
Matt Hancock, Health Secretary, launches App based D-I-Y Home Operation Guides
Shammond says austerity is over as CEO’s see an 11% increase in pay
Following one of the greatest misjudgements ever- YE announces his dramatic withdrawal from politics
Aryan Air’s works do would have been fine if it hadn’t been for those pesky kids posting pictures on Social Media
The Somerset Paddy Ticklers are surprise favourites to win at the MTV (EU) Awards with their Hey Ho Hop
News story template wheeled out again, for yet another mass shooting in America
Orkney Islands safe again after Billy-Bob Bob IV tracks down and kills a Flossie with an Automatic Rifle
Aryan Air in a social media race row after they asked a black man to leave the plane
100,000 angry Man Utd fans block the streets of West London in protest at Jose Mourinho
The Chatty Chimp 