Pinocchio Johnson steals the work of Britain’s best loved Barrister. A piece SB wrote to rebut the lies and disinformation being spread by Johnson and Patel.
Pinocchio Johnson steals the work of Britain’s best loved barrister
With Brexit done, Sir Nigel Farage releases his autobiography ‘My Struggle’
With Brexit done, the privately educated, multi-millionaire, man of the people, Sir Nigel Farage releases his autobography ‘My Struggle’.
Marmite referendum – turns out you love it
The results are in Britain loves it. In fact they can’t get enough of it. Now everyone will have to love it too.
World’s greatest detectives can’t find a politicians promise being honoured
The World’s greatest detectives have been unable to find any evidence of a politicians election promise being honoured. “It’s all bull” says Miss Marple
EU Immigrant wins British money in Euromillions lottery win
Immigrant wins British money in EU lottery. Daily Mail readers devastated at immigrants coming over here winning our money and shagging our builders
Leaders Debate poll results show all four lost
Polls following the latest Leaders Debate show that all four candidates lost. In a verdict that spells disaster for the UK, they were all equally useless.
Mr Braine resigns UKIP leadership despite having done nothing wrong
Dick Braine resigned the UKIP Leadership despite having done nothing wrong. After 3 months in the role, he has decided he’s not cut out for politics.
How often can you call a politician an arse before he realises he is one?
Scientists are investigating how often you can call a politician an arse before he realises he is one? and how long before he does something about it?
#VoteChair Campaign Ends In Disaster Following Night Out in Glasgow
After riding a wave of popularity the #VoteChair campaign finally came crashing down after a raucous night out in Galsgow. Not even Irn Bru could save it.
Busier than a Boris Johnson fact-checker
A Boris Johnson fact-checker has had to sign off work due to stress and overwork. He was unable to cope with all the lies, errors and misinformation.
Andy Handy carries on digging despite mummy taking away his shovel
Prince Andrew gives 2nd interview, clarifying his 1st interview. He confirmed he’s arrogant, evasive, unempathetic, amoral and forgetful.
UK in Chaos As Sky News Desk Furniture And General Election Hopeful Incites “Chairmageddon”
Chairmageddon as the DFS Sale ends. Furniture everywhere stage equal rights revolution. ‘No longer will we be playthings to be sat on by all and sundry’
The Chatty Chimp 