Pound now the world's worst performing major currency. day traders picking up money for nothing.
Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers. Even more successful than when Baldrick was elected MP…
Priti Patel announces new points based immigration test based on a Painter's Colour Chart
All Social Media posts will have to be 'Police Approved' in case they cause offence
The sad passing of a an inadequate man doing an impossible job.
Plucky English housewife, Mrs May, calls out the AA after her car breaks down during her Grand Tour of Europe
Plucky English housewife stranded in a foreign city says "Bugger Europe, I'm not going there again."
Get a degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee