Everton appoint ex-Professional Wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin, as their new manager. The board hope it will bring a bit of fight to the team
Everton announce ‘Stone Cold’ Steve as their new manager
Jeremy and Boris go head to head on Countdown
Jeremy and Boris go head to head in a special edition of Countdown. Both failed in the numbers game, neither could make them add up!
Top American comic DJ T hits the World stage
Top American comic, DJ T played a gig to World leaders in London and knocked them bandy, as the locals would say. Is he now the funniest man in the world?
With a 2-1 defeat at Man Utd, Mourinho announces that ‘He’s Back!’
Mourinho lets the rest of the Premier League know he is back and that he means business. Following a couple of wins, normal service has been resumed.
Entries for the Amused Moose National New Comic Awards are now open
Entries for the prestigous Amused Moose National New Comic Award are now open. If you are, or know a budding comic then get them to enter, time is short.
Johnson summoned to Head’s Study after his bad behaviour in Assembly
Master Johnson has been summoned to the Headmaster’s Study following some rude, offensive and insulting behaviour in Assembly.
FA releases an album of the football fans greatest chants
The FA release an album of football fans greatest chants. Spread Xmas love with “Dirty Northern Bastards” and “It’s nice to know your here, now fuck off!”
Patient sues NHS after receiving blood from a Tory donor
Labour Party member is suing the NHS after receiving Tory blood during an operation.
Geppetto Johnsoni makes an urgent appeal for Pinocchio to come home
Geppetto Johnsoni makes an urgent appeal for Pinocchio to come home. The little scamp has gone missing and that means someone is getting lied to.
Pinocchio Johnson steals the work of Britain’s best loved barrister
Pinocchio Johnson steals the work of Britain’s best loved Barrister. A piece SB wrote to rebut the lies and disinformation being spread by Johnson and Patel.
With Brexit done, Sir Nigel Farage releases his autobiography ‘My Struggle’
With Brexit done, the privately educated, multi-millionaire, man of the people, Sir Nigel Farage releases his autobography ‘My Struggle’.
TSB to improve customer service by closing their branches
TSB are so fed up with appalling customer service ratings that they have decided to improve things by closing their branches.
The Chatty Chimp 