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What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 12, 2025

White Hart Lane tube station to be renamed ‘Constant Disappointment’

By on Mar 19, 2019
White Hart Lane

White Hart Lane tube station to be renamed ‘Constant Disappointment’

Francis Underwood called in to help Theresa May get her deal through

By binty on Mar 19, 2019
Francis Underwood

Theresa May calls in Francis Underwood to get her deal through

Britain’s Black Economy ruined as the UK moves to a cashless economy

By bernard on Mar 18, 2019
Britain's Black Economy Ruined by lack of cash

As Britain becomes a cashless society it’s proved ruinous for the drug dealers, strippers and builders who depend on it

Builders Merchants stunned when a woman knows exactly what she wants

By on Mar 18, 2019
Woman in a builders merchants

Builders Merchants stunned when a woman knows exactly what she wants

Rugby Union to be renamed ‘Bundle!’

By geramont71 on Mar 16, 2019
Rugby Union results in a Bundle!

Rugby Union to be renamed ‘Bundle!’ and the rules abolished

Red Nose Day Appeal – A man goes to the pub

By thecrownprince on Mar 15, 2019
Red Nose Day man in the pub

Red Nose Day Appeal – A man goes to the pub in order to do his bit

Fancy writing for Chatty? Would you like to see your work published?

By Chatty Chimp on Mar 15, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )
Old fashioned writing machine

Do you have an affinity with the written word? A liking for a joke? Fancy seeing your work published? Then, come and join an infinite number of monkeys working on their script for Hamlet

PTBD – Psychologists confirm Post Traumatic Brexit Disorder, is a thing

By bernard on Mar 15, 2019
PTBD -Man shouting

PTBD – Psychologists confirm Post Traumatic Brexit Disorder, is a thing

Death penalty reprieve really annoys Donald Trump

By colin on Mar 14, 2019
Death Penalty

Death penalty reprieve really annoys Donald Trump

Mental Health Self Checking System to replace Doctors

By on Mar 13, 2019
Mental Health Self Checking Machine

Mental Health Self Checking System to replace Doctors

Fake Balsamic Vinegar; middle-class shoppers offered counselling

By thecrownprince on Mar 12, 2019
Fake Balsamic Vinegar on Bruschetta

Fake Balsamic Vinegar has entered the food supply chain resulting in middle class foodies becoming traumatised at the thought of having used unbranded vinegar. Up market retailers were quick to reassure customers […]

North Korea elects only voter as Supreme Leader in democratic elections

By on Mar 11, 2019
North Korea hosts free and fair elections

North Korea elects only voter as Supreme Leader in democratic elections

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