The World gathers to give thanks to its savior, Donald J Trump, sadly misunderstood in his own time now revered by the survivors
Commemoration of the death of our Savior, Donald J Trump
Wannabe super villain misunderstands ‘Clap For Our NHS’
Evil plan to give the NHS a bloody good dose of the clap, thwarted!
After 2 days in lockdown, a couple married for 30 years are to divorce
How does her brain keep going, filled with all that rubbish, it just flows out of her, 24/7
Positive test for Charlie
After working from homes, Charlie, The Prince of Wales, has isolated himself in Scotland
Mike Cashley to use the Legions of the Damned to keep his shops open
All Mr S Atan wanted in return was my eternal soul, and as it doesn’t exist I was happy to sign it over.
Weinstein tests positive and begins 23 years isolation
He is well cared for, the neighbours are keeping a close eye on him, meals are shipped in and the alzheimer’s is coming along nicely
French fashion labels to bling COVID-19 face masks
Bringing a bit of je ne sai quoi to the international pandemic.
Netflix to buy ITV 1970s comedy, Crossroads and Mrs Brown’s Boys
When it comes to providing the quality streaming tv we won’t be beaten says Netflix executive
Teenage boys in danger of dehydration from excessive ‘activity’ warns Doctor
Teenage boys likely to engage in ‘activity’ more often than a Bonobo on Crack
Theresa May hospitalised after pissing herself with laughter at Boris’s troubles!
Theresa has become severely dehydrated as she is constantly pissing herself with laughter. If Boris doesn’t stop it could kill her.
At least the Corona Virus will reduce pension payments, says Boris
Not only will this free hospital beds, allow us to cut social services, solve the TV license problem we will save a fortune in pension payments
In the face of a national crisis, Boris rekindles the Blitz Spirit
Please gather together in tube stations and sing rounds of ‘My Old Man’s a Dustman’
The Chatty Chimp 