Strung Out said “We have all been at a party where someone gets an acoustic guitar and starts playing Wonderwall: The room clears in seconds.
Illegal partygoers to be Strung Out!
Piers Morgan injures himself by falling off his High Horse
His High Horse is huge, measuring 21 egos and generating a tin of shite
Weinstein tests positive and begins 23 years isolation
He is well cared for, the neighbours are keeping a close eye on him, meals are shipped in and the alzheimer’s is coming along nicely
Netflix to buy ITV 1970s comedy, Crossroads and Mrs Brown’s Boys
When it comes to providing the quality streaming tv we won’t be beaten says Netflix executive
Police hunt for the last Australian yet to appear in Neighbours
Cobber is asked to come forward and fulfil his public duty by appearing in an episode of the show
Jeremy Clarkson comes out as a Caravaneer
It’s been classic over-compensation. I’ve always loved them but I could never admit but now, in the 21st Century I can say, I am a Caravaneer!
Prince William calls for more diversity, just not in his own family
Prince William calls for the working class to be more diverse by ensuring that entertainment industry awards reflect wider society. Without any hint of irony, the Prince castigated the audience for holding […]
Phillip Schofield has come out live on national television
Phillip Schofield comes out and admits “In 27 years, I’ve contributed nothing of any significant cultural value.”
Phew! Do I think you Ahh? Can you guess the celeb by smell only?
Phew! Do I think you ahh? Can you guess the celeb by smell only?
Jacob Rees-Mogg wins BAFTA for his role in Dracula
Jacob Rees-Mogg wins a Best Actor BAFTA for Dracula. He was so believable as the callous, rapacious blood sucker, it was as though he were a Vampire.
Derek Acorah, noted psychic, spiritualist and medium dies unexpectedly
Following the death of the noted psychic, Derek Acorah, he announces details of his new series, Death is not the Final Word.
Pope Francis to star in Rocky 8 ‘Who’s the Daddy?’
In the Red Corner, The Holy Roller himself, it’s The Pope and in the Blue Corner the undisputed hero Crocky Balboa
The Chatty Chimp 