EU bans the sale of Just For Men hair dye because it’s sexist. Now they are looking at the ‘Not for Men Sex Toys’
EU bans the sale of Just For Men hair dye because it’s sexist
Brexit Party storms to victory in the latest round of Statues
Brexit Party storms to victory in the latest round of International Statues by the unusual tactic of turning away from the field of play
Climate protestor tested positive for Banana and Salted Caramel Milkshake
Climate protestor tested positive for Banana and Salted Caramel Milkshake
Tory MP Mark Francois revealed to be a Ninja Assassin
Tory MP Mark Francois revealed to be a Ninja Assassin, trained by Bruce Lee and John Noakes
Liam Fox manages to negotiate exactly the same trade deal as we already have
Liam Fox, Britain’s premiere trade negotiator has announced, without a hint of irony, that he has successfully managed to negotiate a post-Brexit trade deal with South Korea. Under the terms of the […]
Major international row breaks out over Fukall
Major international row breaks out over Fukall
Bag of shite enters the Tory leadership contest
Bag of shite enters the Tory leadership contest
Voting mix up sees BGT’s Dancing Dog elected as MEP
Voting mix up sees BGT’s Dancing Dog elected as MEP. He can’t be any owrse says one voter.
Farage trapped in his Mr Softee Van by milkshake wielding mob
Farage trapped in his Mr Softee Van by milkshake wielding mob
Milkshake suffers PTSD after being covered in fascist
Milkshake suffers PTSD after being covered in fascist. He struggles to deal with the humiliation.
Delay to Brexit allow’s politicians to have their summer holiday in peace
Delay to Brexit allow’s politicians to have their summer holiday in peace
For Sale; Britain, one careful lady owner and a sh*t one
Great Britain has been bought on eBay for £10.50, by a Mr D Trump of Orange County, Florider. The Advert read; For Sale; One country, slightly soiled, leans a bit to the […]
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