Boris says ‘it’s a good day to bury bad news under Bury’ as he heartlessly kicks the end of Bury FC from the top of the news headlines – RIP The Shakers
Boris says ‘it’s a good day to bury bad news under Bury’
Football’s Ian Holloway looks Forward to Post-Brexit Utopia
An interesting appearance from the mystifyingly unemployed soccer supremo, Ian Holloway, on Sky Sports’ flagship nonsense shouting enterprise ‘the Debate’ (which as much follows the rules of a normal debate as two […]
Following Game One, Man City are awarded the Premier League Title
The Premier League Title awarded after game one. FA decide not to drag out the season’s inevitable result no matter what Liverpool and Spurs fans think.
New Book reveals the ‘Secrets of The Transfer Market’
New Book reveals the ‘Secrets of The Transfer Market’. An agents guide for making a fortune by doing bugger all in the world of football
Steve Bruce the only bloke Mike Ashley could get to do the job
All change at Newcastle United. Steve Bruce takes over as manager, the only bloke Mike Ashley could get to do the job
Armitage Shanks signs for Manchester United
Man Utd sign Armitage Shanks as their official urinal partner. But are they just taking the piss?
Everyone deserves a fourth chance says Mo Salah
Every unrepentant pathological offender deserves an unlimited number of chances, “That’s why I’m backing Boris”, says Mo Salah
Mike Ashley lays out his plans for Newcastle Direct
Mike Ashley lays out his plans for Newcastle Direct. Penny pinching tycoon sets out ambitious plan to do nothing again
Carabao Cup draw takes place in the Morrisons soft drinks aisle
Trendsetting Carabao Cup draw takes place in Morrisons soft drinks aisle.
After finding out his wedding day was ‘The Best Day of His Life’ Groom gives up
After finding out his wedding day was ‘The Best Day of His Life’ Groom gives up
Champions League Final nearly as exciting as Bolton v Tadcaster in 1999
Champions League Final nearly as exciting as Bolton v Tadcaster in 1999
Googlesoft reveal Britain’s most common password is ‘Runbyc*%ts!’
Googlesoft reveal Britain’s most common password is ‘Runbyc*%ts!’
The Chatty Chimp 