Schools wasting money by having qualified personnel delivering proper lessons. Less is more claims minister “Do more more with less!” is my motto says idiot
Minister furious after discovering schools spending money on pupils
Government declares tomorrow’s leaked Brexit report out of date
Government declares their own unpublished report as out of date. Exciting new theories of space/time possible.
Donald Trump to buy the Isle of Wight
After Donald Trump fails to buy Greenland, the Government offers to sell him another Island named after a colour. A white island, just what I always wanted.
Jeremy Corbyn issues letter announcing his candidacy for Tory Leader
Yesterday Jeremy Corbyn issued a letter formally announcing his candidacy for the position of Tory Party Leader. In what his supporters labelled as a cunning and daring move, Mr Corbyn has decided […]
Saj The Maj wowing audiences with his Magic Money Tree act
In his Bunco Booth, Saj The Maj has been wowing audiences his with his magic money tree act. The best magic trick since Paul Daniels.
Dominic Raabid claims he told his imaginary friend about No-Deal risks before 2016
Dominic Raabid claims he told his imaginary friend about No-Deal risks before 2016 and therefore every one knew what they were voting for
On the 100th Anniversary of the first Council House, Liz Windsor tells us what it was like living in one
On the 100th Anniversary of the first Council House, Liz Windsor tells us what it was like living in one
As Johnson takes over record numbers attempt to flee to Narnia
As dismay engulfs Britain many attempt to flee to Narnia by hiding in the bottom of the wardrobe. Emergency services placed on Red Alert after many become trapped.
None of The Above
Our considered opinion is that the current crop of politicians, across all parties, are the worst in living memory hence the title “None of The Above.
Boris Johnson signs on as a writer at The Chatty Chimp
Boris Johnson signs on as a writer at The Chatty Chimp. No more Fake News, now he can just make stuff up
The Liberal Democrats have appointed someone as Party Leader
The Liberal Democrats have appointed someone as Party Leader ending no speculation that the job would go to anyone and everyone
RIP – Boris ‘Bozo’ Johnson the best PM we never had
RIP – Boris ‘Bozo’ Johnson the best PM we never had. That was a near miss cries prominent Friday Night quiz show pundit called Ian
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