Search begins for Guardian journalist last seen disappearing up his own arse. Emergency Lee Mack DVDs are on their way to Edinburgh.
Search begins for Guardian journalist last seen disappearing up his own arse. Emergency Lee Mack DVDs are on their way to Edinburgh.
Boris Johnson signs on as a writer at The Chatty Chimp. No more Fake News, now he can just make stuff up
Tommy Robinson to update his Trip Advisor entry for The Pentonville Hotel . Apparently, he is excited by the new bucket in each room
Daily Mail Online science department discovers women have breasts
All Social Media posts will have to be ‘Police Approved’ in case they cause offence
Typing BBC into Google gave Grandma a bit of a shock
Teenage trauma as Granny posts unfiltered photos on Social Media. She will never live down the shame.
Wanksy’s latest piece of graffito sells for £1.3 million. Is it a case of ‘I saw you coming’?
Grandad moves golf club after joining Facebook and discovering his mates are racists
Game of Thrones to be a degree course. More complicated than Shakespeare says Dean.
Grand Finale of Tits and Dragons, with more tits and more dragons.
White Hart Lane tube station to be renamed ‘Constant Disappointment’