As a record number of Tory MPs lose their five jobs, Hunt brings in TWAT Relief to help out.
Hunt announces benefit increase for soon-to-be unemployable MPs
Kemi Badenoch signs historic trade deal with Ming the Merciless
Governments says the trade deal will add as much money to the UK economy as Premier League players spend on haircuts.
South East Water surprised by the sudden arrival of summer
By extending Wimbledon to 6 weeks, holding Glastonbury fortnightly and making every Monday a bank holiday we should get enough water for the summer.
The left-wing economic establishment brought me down, cries Liz Truss
It’s not my fault! cries a deluded Li, as the internet passes comment with some of this year’s best memes.
Harrods accidentally hires Satan for the Christmas Grotto
Harrods hires Satan for the Grotto, second-rate guitarists, Apprentice candidates and Tory MP’s are queuing out the door!
Amazillionaire’s Black Friday sale, get 50% off politicians, government officials and minor Royalty
Amazillionaire’s Black Friday sale, 50% off politicians, government officials and minor Royalty. There has never been a better time to buy undue influence
5-yr-old brought in to explain Liz Truss’s energy cap to Liz Truss
Liz, it was your policy, you announced it, the least you can do is understand it!
Universal Credit claimants welcome the chance to hide their money in UK-Based tax-havens
“No more flying to the Caymans to hide my money when I can just pootle along the M20 to hide my money” says Benefit Claimant.
The Pound achieves parity with The Peanut
As The Pound continues to plummet, the price of peanuts has been rising steadily. Nuts are seen as the safer option for investors.
Brexit Opportunities Minister makes the most of his opportunity to sell the Pound
Look, if one can do it, anyone can do it, says the man selling Britain, as fast as he can, “It’s a great opportunity”
Priti Patel opens Pop Up Taco Bar to help Ukrainian Refugees
“Why would we bother spying? We recruited most of your civil servants, bought the government and even have our man in the Lords!” says Vlad the Bad
Vladimir Putin gets cat and moves to secret underground lair
Putin’s invasion of Ukraine is just an audition for the role of Bond Villain that got a bit out of hand.
The Chatty Chimp 