When it comes to providing the quality streaming tv we won’t be beaten says Netflix executive
Netflix to buy ITV 1970s comedy, Crossroads and Mrs Brown’s Boys
Police hunt for the last Australian yet to appear in Neighbours
Cobber is asked to come forward and fulfil his public duty by appearing in an episode of the show
Priti Patel to fight for UFC title under the name Paticake
“I can take those bitches down. I eat pussies like you for breakfast” says Paticake
Jeremy Clarkson comes out as a Caravaneer
It’s been classic over-compensation. I’ve always loved them but I could never admit but now, in the 21st Century I can say, I am a Caravaneer!
Greggs to produce Gwyneth Paltrow flavoured muffins
I want people to feel that when they are eating my muff we are both connected through the essential mother universe
Pope Francis to star in Rocky 8 ‘Who’s the Daddy?’
In the Red Corner, The Holy Roller himself, it’s The Pope and in the Blue Corner the undisputed hero Crocky Balboa
BBC Helpline for those affected by issues in psycho murder gets a call
BBC Helpine for those affected by any of the issues raised in today’s murder drama deluged by a single call. Man stunned to find he had to answer a call
Jeremy and Boris go head to head on Countdown
Jeremy and Boris go head to head in a special edition of Countdown. Both failed in the numbers game, neither could make them add up!
In this weeks episode of The Apprentice, it’s the benefits round
In this weeks episode of The Apprentice, it’s the benefits round. Can they get any money?
Sixty-Year Old Former Doctor Who Paul McGann Reveals He’s Actually A Time Traveller
Dr Who reveals that he’s an actual time traveller, which is why he never ages. Jeff Lynne is not amused, as the Dr’s has left him stuck in Birmingham.
Andy Handy carries on digging despite mummy taking away his shovel
Prince Andrew gives 2nd interview, clarifying his 1st interview. He confirmed he’s arrogant, evasive, unempathetic, amoral and forgetful.
Queen’s speech refers to Annus Horribilis II but which annus does she mean?
Her Maj refers to Annus Horribilis II, but it is unclear to which Annus one is referring
The Chatty Chimp 