As Gillian reviews the year to date and wonders which resolution will make a difference, she concludes, “Why bother? Nothing changes”
As Mum reviews the past year she wonders ‘Why bother?’
Joy unbounded for Mrs Napton after her husband manages to pee in the toilet without splashing it everywhere
Joy unbounded for Mrs Napton after her husband manages to pee in the toilet without splashing it everywhere
La Republique declares a state of emergency after stereotypical Frenchman admits he cannot satisfy women
La Republique declares a state of emergency after stereotypical Frenchman admits he cannot satisfy women
The World in Stereotypes – Volume 1, the former colony of Florida
Stereotypes of Florida, they are all true.
Heaven is God eating a bowl of chicken wings, whilst holding an automatic rifle.
Amazon delivery driver visits so often he’s coming for Xmas dinner
A parcel delivery driver visits the Jackson’s house so often he’s now coming for Xmas dinner
Brexititis sufferer makes an emotional appeal to European Court of Justice to be allowed to die
Ian Napton, has appealed directly to the European Court of Justice to be allowed permanent relief from his Brexititis, by being allowed to die.
M&S shares rise as middle-aged man goes on bi-annual shopping spree
M&S shares rise sharply as middle-aged man goes on his bi-annual shopping spree
Support group helps men transition to 38” waistband
Support group helps men transition to 38” waistband, something most men find traumatic.
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are set to start their family life on a ‘popular’ estate in Hastings
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are set to start their family life on a ‘popular’ estate in Hastings
Christian parents can’t resist pissing on everyone else’s parade
Christian parents can resist pissing on everyone else’s parade
The Churches Controversial Atheist Conversion Therapy isn’t working on politicians, sceptics and thinkers
Controversial Christian Conversion Therapy not working on politicians, sceptics and thinkers
Middle Aged White Atheist manages to get through a whole day without killing anyone or being a racist, misogynistic or homophobic di*k
Middle Aged White Atheist manages to get through a whole day without killing anyone or being a racist, misogynistic or homophobic di*k
The Chatty Chimp 