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Kanye West’s New Anthem – Oh! Come All YE Faithful
New tissue ranges announced including Teenager, Single Woman, Mum, Granny and Man Utd Fan
After installing a Wind Turbine above Holyrood, Scotland generate all of their energy from wind power
Piers Morgan invited to attend a personal interview at the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul
Royal Baby Name betting favours James for a boy, Diana for a girl with Fergie an outside chance at 50/1
Trendsetters latest must have accessory is a ginger baby
Saudi Arabia has been a very naughty boy and we’ve tutted loudly, so they know.
For Sale – two rubbish bins in Westminster, a snip for a first time buyer at £350,000
Is Theresa May’s new Suicide Minister planning to run around Beachy Head shouting “Don’t Jump!”?
DUP say “Thanks for the money, Theresa, but we’re off now”
Gerald Hancock denied benefits and declared fit for work despite being dead for 7 months
Favourite for the Turner Prize, a piece of used and discarded cardboard