This will go down a treat in the Tory heartlands and with the Daily Mail, says Priti Patel
The Shite strikes a Free Trade Agreement with Mordor because it is a long way off and hard to get…
Obergeneralcuntnant Farage will receive his ward at the German Embassy in Buckingham Palace.
"Look, Boris, put your frucks away, I won't tell you again!" says Nanny, in a forceful tone
Research Group members left weeping with disappointment after the harsh punishment they were promised was withdrawn.
A man of portly stature, a buffoon type, blustering, with his clownish personality hiding a manipulative and coercive nature.