The Federal United King Dom
As Britain proceeds to turn itself into a Domocracy, it will cease to be the UK and become Royally FUKD.
Lorry drivers can pre-book their own space in the Brexit traffic jam
If you are committed to being in the traffic jam anyway, if you've booked your slot, you don't actually need…
Government to boost national mood with Meh! Britannia, Spitfire production and Jingoism
Spitfire production will restart in Swindon, when the Honda factory closes down. Britannia will rule again.
AI Programme, Tantrum Extremis v10, takes over Brexit negotiations
Based on the negotiating profile of a 7 yr, old the new programme looks to upset his opponent by throwing…
Hunchback of Notre Dame to make Big Ben bong on Brexit Day
Hunchback of Notre Dame to make Big Ben bong. Mark Francois 'If you wanted an ugly, repulsive, hunch-back to ring…
Breaking News – Nicola Sturgeon’s Acceptance Speech
I have a dream, a dream that Hadrian's Wall is rebuilt, that Scotland is a proud independent nation under the…
Breaking News – Jo Swinson’s Acceptance Speech
Jo Swinson hails the Lib Dems as future kingmakers and apologises for getting into bed with Boris Johnson, because a…
Breaking News – The Boris Johnson acceptance speech
Boris promises to do the best he can with what he has got. Dominic says it will be alright in…