Applications for OIrish citizenship increase by 63 million on No-Deal Brexit
Jacob Sea-Fogg confirmed he was ok as he'd moved all his money to Dublin and bought County Kildare.
Gandalf, Bilbo and Frodo are leaving the Shire for the Elven Tax Havens
It was bad enough when the Council of Elrond was prorogued, but after Wetherspoons took over the Prancing Pony at…
UK gets barbies, cork hats and pissy lager in Aussie-style Brexit
Of course Australia doesn't have a FTA with the EU, there are some individual deals in place but then it…
Kent to be given to France and renamed Frangleterre
Anyone entering Frangleterre will require a blue passport, travel insurance and a GB sticker on the back of the car.
The Federal United King Dom
As Britain proceeds to turn itself into a Domocracy, it will cease to be the UK and become Royally FUKD.
Lorry drivers can pre-book their own space in the Brexit traffic jam
If you are committed to being in the traffic jam anyway, if you've booked your slot, you don't actually need…
Government to boost national mood with Meh! Britannia, Spitfire production and Jingoism
Spitfire production will restart in Swindon, when the Honda factory closes down. Britannia will rule again.
AI Programme, Tantrum Extremis v10, takes over Brexit negotiations
Based on the negotiating profile of a 7 yr, old the new programme looks to upset his opponent by throwing…