Breaking News – Nicola Sturgeon’s Acceptance Speech
I have a dream, a dream that Hadrian's Wall is rebuilt, that Scotland is a proud independent nation under the…
Breaking News – Jo Swinson’s Acceptance Speech
Jo Swinson hails the Lib Dems as future kingmakers and apologises for getting into bed with Boris Johnson, because a…
Breaking News – The Boris Johnson acceptance speech
Boris promises to do the best he can with what he has got. Dominic says it will be alright in…
Breaking News – Nigel Farage’s acceptance speech
Nigel Farage hails victory for The Brexit Party as it polled 3 Million votes and no MP's. He warns Boris…
Johnson summoned to Head’s Study after his bad behaviour in Assembly
Master Johnson has been summoned to the Headmaster's Study following some rude, offensive and insulting behaviour in Assembly.
Geppetto Johnsoni makes an urgent appeal for Pinocchio to come home
Geppetto Johnsoni makes an urgent appeal for Pinocchio to come home. The little scamp has gone missing and that means…
With Brexit done, Sir Nigel Farage releases his autobiography ‘My Struggle’
With Brexit done, the privately educated, multi-millionaire, man of the people, Sir Nigel Farage releases his autobography 'My Struggle'.
Marmite referendum – turns out you love it
The results are in Britain loves it. In fact they can't get enough of it. Now everyone will have to…