European Research Group have finished their Government-funded study into Europe and determined it’s all full of Johnnie Foreigner and his rum customs.
ERG announce they have finally finished their study into Europe
EU delay response to Boris as they disagree on how to tell him to F*ck Off
The EU response to the latest proposal from Boris Johnson has been delayed as they cannot agree on the best way to tell him to F*ck Off
Boris unveils plans to rub out the word ‘Backstop’ from the Withdrawal Act
Boris Johnson, unveiled his wool pulling scheme to a credulous Tory audience. He plans to renegotiate Brexit by rubbing out the word ‘Backstop’.
“I’d have gotten away with it were it not for those pesky kids!” cries Boris
Masterplan foiled. “I’d have gotten away with it were it not for thise pesky kids!” cries Bozo The Clown. Sweet old Lady saved by Scooby and The Gang!
Brexit Is A F*cking Circus And We’re In The Cheap Seats, Says Wales
Meanwhile, not everyone in the UK House is happy about being left alone with the English. Now the Welsh have started looking for a new flat share!
Flatmates force Scotland to Move Out in row over living arrangements
Trouble in the flat tonight after Scotland announced she has had enough and was moving out. She’s found a nice wee place just off the coast of Cumbria.
Rationing introduced to limit Brexit references to a maximum of 3 per week
Brexit References are limited to three per week. They can be funny, insulting or insightful. Most people will only use the first two, then we can move on.
Jo Johnson has resigned the Johnson family whip
Jo Johnson has resigned the Johnson family whip. In a dramatic move, he claims he can no longer continue having Boris Johnson as his brother.
“I’m Not Boris” says his election opponent
Plucky Ian Napton to challenge Boris in his Uxbridge constituency, running on a ‘I’m Not Boris!’ ticket
British diplomats in Brussels are howling into the void
Boris Johnson has sent his officials to howl into the void in the latest round of Brexit negotiations.
Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign
Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign. Boffins were paid literally pounds to make anti-brexit as sexy as Brexit
UK to be renamed ‘The Great Democratic People’s Republic of Britain’
With food and medical shortages looming, The Army on the streets, MP’s locked out of Parliament and the return of Blue Passports, Project Britain has been declared a great success.
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