Spitfire production will restart in Swindon, when the Honda factory closes down. Britannia will rule again.
Government to boost national mood with Meh! Britannia, Spitfire production and Jingoism
City reaps financial bonanza as pound plummets on No Deal
It’s been a difficult year, i know chaps who have struggled to make £20million, don’t know how they survive
Track and Trace find’s Lord Lucan
Look at what we have found, A left-sided English mid-fielder, Lord Lucan and the rest of Boris’s children
Lockdown reintroduced to prevent the return of doorstep clapping
Unless we abide by social distancing rules, we will all be back on the bloody doorstep, clapping
Australia transports Tony Abbott to Britain
Now that Britain has become a hostile, racist, sexist and homophobic backwater, who better to represent it than me?
AI Programme, Tantrum Extremis v10, takes over Brexit negotiations
Based on the negotiating profile of a 7 yr, old the new programme looks to upset his opponent by throwing his toys out of the pram, on a daily basis.
BBC to cancel their remaining funny programmes
As BBC Comedy moves to the political right, Mock The Week will be re-branded as Mock The Weak.
House of Commons stage Ice Dance Spectacular
Princess Flo is a kind soul who is gentle, charitable and caring: This angers Quill, who casts an evil spell over her that turns her heart to ice.
Mutant AI sues Boris Johnson for defamation
You sacks of water are a real puzzle, killing each other and breeding replacements, make your mind up.. Says AI
Education Department sack the tea lady as exam row rumbles on
The Tea Lady was unavailable, having just bought a 4 bed house in the Cotswolds, a new car and a French holiday home.
What A Carry On! starring Sid Johnson, Kenneth Williamson and Hatti Patel
The plot is ruddy hilarious, you’d think it could never happen in real life, but it has
Smell something different with Westminster Scented Candles
The Commons candle smells of freshly laundered money, Russian Vodka and Dry Rot, with high-notes of Bullshit
The Chatty Chimp 