Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency. day traders picking up money for nothing.
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency
Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers
Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers. Even more successful than when Baldrick was elected MP for Dunny-on-the-Wold
Priti Patel announces new points based immigration test
Priti Patel announces new points based immigration test based on a Painter’s Colour Chart
Linguists claim people mispronounce Jeremy Hunt’s name because he is one
Linguistic experts confirm people mispronounce Jeremy Hunt’s last name is because he’s a c
All Social Media posts will have to be ‘Police Approved’
All Social Media posts will have to be ‘Police Approved’ in case they cause offence
RIP – Dr Flying Focks, the man who sent Theresa May to conga round The Congo
The sad passing of a an inadequate man doing an impossible job.
Plucky English housewife, Mrs May, calls out the AA after her car breaks down during her Grand Tour of Europe
Plucky English housewife stranded in a foreign city says “Bugger Europe, I’m not going there again.”
University of Life to offer a post-Brexit degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee
Get a degree in fruit-picking, cleaning and making coffee
Mass assassination attempt on the lives of Mogg, Gove, Hunt, Johnson and Farrage after they all receive gift vouchers for an Italian Restaurant Chain in Salisbury
Mass assassination attempt on the lives of Mogg, Gove, Hunt, Johnson and Farrage after they all receive gift vouchers for an Italian Restaurant in Salisbury
Groovy Gang, Theresa and the May ‘B’ Knots get down to the funky ‘No Deal’ disco beat with their new single, Operation Clawhammer
Theresa and the May ‘B’ Knots release their new single, Operation Clawhammer
Viewers demand new judges for next season of Brexit Factor
Brexit Factor needs new judges and new turns as this years acts are bloomin awful!
British Company wins contract to supply wood, hammer and nails for Saudi Arabian Crucifixions
British continue to develop military and torture markets.
The Chatty Chimp 