I’ll be ready once I’ve remodelled the kitchen and added a conservatory
Accidental community hero honoured by his neighbours
Anger simmers in the suburbs
Golf, golf, golf, that is all he thinks about! I’m sure he prefers his golfing buddies to me!
Corona Virus upgraded to ‘kin serious now that a football match has been moved
Britain refuses to take Corona Virus seriously until football matches are moved.
Spurs to play all their games behind closed doors
Officials at the club took the decision came following their game against RB Leipzig, which ended in a humiliating 0-3 defeat, and exit from The Champions League. The club said that following […]
Everton announce ‘Stone Cold’ Steve as their new manager
Everton appoint ex-Professional Wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin, as their new manager. The board hope it will bring a bit of fight to the team
With a 2-1 defeat at Man Utd, Mourinho announces that ‘He’s Back!’
Mourinho lets the rest of the Premier League know he is back and that he means business. Following a couple of wins, normal service has been resumed.
VAR Review Overturns Result in Battle of Stalingrad
VAR Review overturns the Battle of Stalingrad. Several Russian players were clearly in an offside position when tey attacked.
Footballer forced to leave the pitch after a serious injury to his hair-do
Mario Brothers was forced to leave the field after he sustained a serious injury to his hair-do. Despite her best efforts, Sharon couldn’t fix the damage.
WHL pitch will be ready for Jose’s goal-mouth bus
Spurs have prepared the ground as per Jose Mourinho’s instructions. The ashpalt and bus parking lines will be dry in time for the first game.
Derby County – A Moral Example to Us All
Derby County have selflessly sacrificed Richard Keogh, Unfair to suggest that at 33 he’d cock all to offer so its not much of a loss, very unfair indeed
As Rugby World Cup ends the working-class breathe a sigh of relief
After a year of posh sports with confusing rules, cricket and rugby, the nation is glad to get back to the simplicity of football.
Oxford University’s no clapping policy to be extended to Old Trafford
Oxford University have decided to ban clapping as it’s undermining to those of lesser ability. Manchester United are doing the same to protect their players
The Chatty Chimp 