There is a burning bush down under that some men are trying to put out with their big hoses. Film at 11.
Film Crew Exploiting Australian Bush Fire For Disaster Film “Koalageddon” Arrested
Boris admits soldiers will die in Iraq but it’s a sacrifice he’s willing to make
America, peacefully pacifying the middle-east through the use of very friendly bombs.
The Pointless Awards Ceremony – Valuing the valueless
Rewarding the mediocre, crediting the credulous and valuing the valueless. This year’s most meaningless award goes to It’s All Bollocks Ltd for something.
Johnson upset Trump didn’t tell him to buy oil
Johnson laments the opportunity to make a few bucks following the assassination of Soleimani
Derek Acorah, noted psychic, spiritualist and medium dies unexpectedly
Following the death of the noted psychic, Derek Acorah, he announces details of his new series, Death is not the Final Word.
Downing Street Gridlocked Following Boris Johnson’s Call To Interview “Weirdos” For Government
A call has gone out to recruit weirdos to run the country as the existing weirdos are not doing a good enough job
Pope Francis to star in Rocky 8 ‘Who’s the Daddy?’
In the Red Corner, The Holy Roller himself, it’s The Pope and in the Blue Corner the undisputed hero Crocky Balboa
Mum saves time by throwing the Xmas Food shop into the bin
Mum saves time at Xmas by throwing he Xmas food shop straight into the bun
Jacob Rees-Mogg gets Hampshire for Xmas
In answer to the question: This Xmas what do you get the man who has everything? In Jacob Rees-Mogg’s case, the answer is the county of Hampshire.
Middle-aged man loses his dignity at the office Xmas party
Middle-aged man has his Xmas party spoilt after a young girl ‘disrespects’ him.
Boris confirms all manifesto promises are affordable as Chris Grayling isn’t in the Cabinet
Boris confirms all manifesto promises are affordable as Chris Grayling is not in the cabinet, this means unicorns for everyone!
The PC Christmas Card, guaranteed to take the joy out of Xmas
Totally PC Christmas Card unveiled. Guaranteed to take the joy out of the holiday season.
The Chatty Chimp 