Corbyn shits and gets off the pot but not necessarily in the right order, he refuses to shoot fish in a barrel, hit a cows arse with a banjo or shell peas.
Corbyn shits and gets off the pot but not in that order
Donald Trump Opens A New Hotel And Golf Course – On The Moon
Donald Trump set to open a new hotel and golf course on the moon. The rest of the galaxy aren’t happy about being evicted from the planned car park.
“Headlice have rights too” claims Highgate based eco-warrior
Headlice have rights too, claims eco-warrior. No they bloody well don’t replies a concerned mother.
Leaked memo reveals the truth behind some of Boris Johnson’s lies
Undergoing treatment for his chronic inability to tell the truth, Boris Johnson’s therapist’s notes have been leaked to the media.
Travel company offers a middle-class package tour to the lower-classes
A leading travel company is offering the middle-classes an authentic ‘lower-class’ living experience, complete with budget shopping with common people.
Veteran Supreme Court Judge Rules Boris Johnson Is “A Bit Of A Pr*ck”
A Supreme Court Judge has ruled that Boris Johnson is, based on the evidence, a bit of a pri*k. There were no dissenting opinions.
Tourist Catches Forgotten Disease After Messing Around In A London Phone Box
Tourist catches a forgotten disease after entering a London Phone Box. People have been warned not to enter the Red Boxes.
Guardianista in hiding after shamefully agreeing with Piers Morgan
Guardian-reading snowflake hides away in shame after agreeing with something said by Piers Morgan. He’s unable to live down the shame of it.
Saskia Preston – Ninety-Five – A Review
A review of Saskia Preston’s edfringe show. Sharp, funny riddled with quality.
Woman mourns lost dress sense after buying sensible work shoes
A woman is mourning the loss of her dress sense after buying a pair of sensible work shoes in Clarkes. She is inconsolable.
Parliament’s Kitchen accidentally used cocaine in the Spotted Dick
House of Commons kitchen accidentally uses cocaine instead of baking powder in the Spotted Dick but not everyone dined in. Police baffled.
Boris Johnson offers Geoffrey Cox use of his personal apology template
Calamitous clown Boris Johnson has offered the AG, Geoffrey Cox, use of his personal apology template. ‘Everything you need is there’ said Boris.
The Chatty Chimp 