
The shitting was incidental and in no way connected to Priti Patel, who is a kind, gentle, loving person.
The shitting was incidental and in no way connected to Priti Patel, who is a kind, gentle, loving person.
Fancy comparing us to Johnson, Cummings and Symonds, it’s outrageous, we’d never behave like that!
Spatch left the competition after his duck failed to impress the judges. The duck wasn’t too keen on him either.
I’m very, very sorry that I got caught out. But on the plus side, look at the headlines! Brilliant!
Once again, the Labour Party engages in its endless struggle against their eternal enemy, the Labour Party.
Boris said some harsh things, that really upset Dom, who is a sensitive soul.
If NASA were more willing to get in a bath full of live rats, or spend a night in Newport, people might respond better to them.
Don Corleone believes that the Government are bringing organised crime into disrepute.
“I want him to run the Pit of Despair, he is a natural.” says Satan
Vipers are offended at the very idea of being compared to the slithery, sleazy, creepy bastards that fill Johnson’s back office.
No, it’s not a threat to democracy, it is not like they are doing anything anyway.
“We’re loonies not nutters” said Barmy Lord Brockman, Official Monster Raving Loony Candidate