Scientists have discoverd a new mineral, related to Bullshite, Gobshite and Dogshite, Brexshite has its own uniques set of properties.
Scientists have discovered a new mineral called Brexshite
British diplomats in Brussels are howling into the void
Boris Johnson has sent his officials to howl into the void in the latest round of Brexit negotiations.
Satan orders in extra kindling in readiness for Boris’s arrival
Extra kindling has been ordered for the fires of hell in preparation for the arrival of Boris Johnson. Handcart seen in Downing Street.
Boris says ‘it’s a good day to bury bad news under Bury’
Boris says ‘it’s a good day to bury bad news under Bury’ as he heartlessly kicks the end of Bury FC from the top of the news headlines – RIP The Shakers
UK to be renamed ‘The Great Democratic People’s Republic of Britain’
With food and medical shortages looming, The Army on the streets, MP’s locked out of Parliament and the return of Blue Passports, Project Britain has been declared a great success.
Gove surprised the EU says Au Revoir mon ami
Minister says as long as we maintain the plucky attitude which saw us through the Blitz and we sing songs about the Germans, everything will be all right.
Bozo Johnson gets One-Star review from The Scotsmen at Fringe Festival
Bozo Johnson gets One-Star review from The Scotsmen at Fringe Festival for his clown show
As Johnson takes over record numbers attempt to flee to Narnia
As dismay engulfs Britain many attempt to flee to Narnia by hiding in the bottom of the wardrobe. Emergency services placed on Red Alert after many become trapped.
None of The Above
Our considered opinion is that the current crop of politicians, across all parties, are the worst in living memory hence the title “None of The Above.
Boris Johnson signs on as a writer at The Chatty Chimp
Boris Johnson signs on as a writer at The Chatty Chimp. No more Fake News, now he can just make stuff up
RIP – Boris ‘Bozo’ Johnson the best PM we never had
RIP – Boris ‘Bozo’ Johnson the best PM we never had. That was a near miss cries prominent Friday Night quiz show pundit called Ian
EU bans the sale of Just For Men hair dye because it’s sexist
EU bans the sale of Just For Men hair dye because it’s sexist. Now they are looking at the ‘Not for Men Sex Toys’
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