Geppetto Johnsoni makes an urgent appeal for Pinocchio to come home. The little scamp has gone missing and that means someone is getting lied to.
Pinocchio Johnson steals the work of Britain’s best loved barrister
Pinocchio Johnson steals the work of Britain’s best loved Barrister. A piece SB wrote to rebut the lies and disinformation being spread by Johnson and Patel.
Leaders Debate poll results show all four lost
Polls following the latest Leaders Debate show that all four candidates lost. In a verdict that spells disaster for the UK, they were all equally useless.
How often can you call a politician an arse before he realises he is one?
Scientists are investigating how often you can call a politician an arse before he realises he is one? and how long before he does something about it?
Busier than a Boris Johnson fact-checker
A Boris Johnson fact-checker has had to sign off work due to stress and overwork. He was unable to cope with all the lies, errors and misinformation.
Marmite demands a referendum – do we hate it or love it?
Finally it’s time to resolve the age old dilemma, Marmite, Love it or Hate it, you get to decide. Unfortunately the country seems divided once again.
Boris Johnson Attempts To Abolish Australia
Boris Johnson has decided to finally resolve the Australia issue by engaging in inherent racism and poorly judged stereotypes before annexation
Boris sends his favourite bath-sponge to help the people of South Yorkshire
Boris Johnson’s responds to the flooding crisis in South Yorkshire by sending his favourite bath-sponge. They aren’t Tory consituencies, so why bother?
Boris Johnson To Outlaw Furniture Following Popular Sky News Chair’s General Election Run
Boris Johnson has been losing ground to the Sky News Office Chair and has responded by outlawing furniture. Meanwhile The Chair’s popularity increases daily
Johnsons Out for Xmas
Johnson has threatened to bare all if he doesn’t get his way. Will it be a hard one? or a softie? the nation awaits with bated breath, for the big climax
Boris to set his Dad on Jeremy unless he stops being a meanie
Boris to send his Dad round to Jeremy’s as tension escalates over a General Election. Possible that this year’s nativity may be cancelled.
“It doesn’t count, I had my fingers crossed” says Prime Minister
“It doesn’t count, I had my fingers crossed”, says Prime Minister, exhibiting Machiavellian statecraft. Politicians are in awe of the audacious move