As Boris pens his letter to Monsieur Barnier the nation waits to see if he will be dead when he is thrown into a ditch or will climb in of his own accord.
MP Suspended over sexual misconduct but it wasn’t Boris Johnson
An MP was suspended yesterday, following allegations of sexual impropriety. There was widespread surprise when it turned out to NOT be Boris Johnson.
Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU Working Time Directive
Parliament’s Saturday session contravenes the EU’S Working Time Directive. Staff health and safety is most important says Speaker.
EU delay response to Boris as they disagree on how to tell him to F*ck Off
The EU response to the latest proposal from Boris Johnson has been delayed as they cannot agree on the best way to tell him to F*ck Off
Jo Cox is ‘cool’ with Boris Johnson’s banter, says medium
A genuine psychic says that Jo Cox is cool with Boris Johnson’s banter and that since being dead she has changed her mind over Brexit and righteous smiting.
Boris unveils plans to rub out the word ‘Backstop’ from the Withdrawal Act
Boris Johnson, unveiled his wool pulling scheme to a credulous Tory audience. He plans to renegotiate Brexit by rubbing out the word ‘Backstop’.
Boris’ Post-Brexit Britain Plan Leaked
A mysterious source has leaked Boris Johnson’s post Brexit plan. It is a detailed list of policies that will change how we live in the UK.
Leaked memo reveals the truth behind some of Boris Johnson’s lies
Undergoing treatment for his chronic inability to tell the truth, Boris Johnson’s therapist’s notes have been leaked to the media.
Veteran Supreme Court Judge Rules Boris Johnson Is “A Bit Of A Pr*ck”
A Supreme Court Judge has ruled that Boris Johnson is, based on the evidence, a bit of a pri*k. There were no dissenting opinions.
Boris Johnson offers Geoffrey Cox use of his personal apology template
Calamitous clown Boris Johnson has offered the AG, Geoffrey Cox, use of his personal apology template. ‘Everything you need is there’ said Boris.
“I’d have gotten away with it were it not for those pesky kids!” cries Boris
Masterplan foiled. “I’d have gotten away with it were it not for thise pesky kids!” cries Bozo The Clown. Sweet old Lady saved by Scooby and The Gang!
Former NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson Claims He’s Not A Liar
Former NASA Astronaut Boris Johnson claims he is not a liar. He is the doer of deeds, maker of worlds and not a narcissistic fantasist, really!