Judge rules that ‘You know politicians lie, if you believe them it’s your fault’. It’s in their nature, just like being slimey is in a toad’s
Judge rules that ‘You know politicians lie, if you believe them it’s your fault’
Everyone deserves a fourth chance says Mo Salah
Every unrepentant pathological offender deserves an unlimited number of chances, “That’s why I’m backing Boris”, says Mo Salah
Priti Patel announces new points based immigration test
Priti Patel announces new points based immigration test based on a Painter’s Colour Chart
Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is the reincarnation of Sir Lancelot du Lac claims spiritualist
Boris de Pfeffel Johnson is the reincarnation of Sir Lancelot du Lac claims spiritualist
Linguists claim people mispronounce Jeremy Hunt’s name because he is one
Linguistic experts confirm people mispronounce Jeremy Hunt’s last name is because he’s a c
As Theresa’s last day at work approaches, Downing Street staff ponder ideas for a suitable leaving gift
As Theresa’s last day at work approaches Downing Street ponders ideas for a suitable leaving gift
As Tory leadership candidates are revealed the country cries “Please stay, Theresa!”
As Tory leadership candidates are revealed the country cries “Please stay, Theresa!”
Major international row breaks out over Fukall
Major international row breaks out over Fukall
Tory leadership candidate admits they’re now just ‘making up any old sh*t’
Tory leadership candidate admits they are all just ‘making up any old sh*t’
The Tory leadership race – brought to you by Coke
Tory Leadership contest brought to you by Coke. “My drug habit was bigger than yours” says future PM
Maggie Thatcher returns to stand in the Tory Leadership Race
Maggie Thatcher returns to stand in the Tory Leadership Race. JRM is delighted.
Bozo withdraws from Tory leadership race after Chris Grayling pledges his full support
Bozo withdraws from Tory leadership race after Chris Grayling pledges his full support
The Chatty Chimp 