‘It wasn’t us’, claim the makers of Rudi Giuliani’s hair dye.
Makers of Giuliani’s hair dye deny any responsibility for streaking
Donald Trump to sue Satan for breach of contract over election fiasco
“I want him to run the Pit of Despair, he is a natural.” says Satan
Donald Trump to stand for The Official Monster Raving Loony Party
“We’re loonies not nutters” said Barmy Lord Brockman, Official Monster Raving Loony Candidate
Dracula sues Trump for discrimination as ‘Stop The Count’ protests grow
Count Dracula caught up in ‘Stop the Count’ protests.
Terrifying Trump trashes cot in temper tantrum
Trump’s temper tantrum settled after the future ex Mrs Trump added Calpol to his Tommee Tippee Mug
Whitehouse down the pan as Trump proves to be unflushable
Alternative plans include luring him out by offering Bigly Mac’s and a Press Conference
The Battle between God and Lucifer goes down to the wire
As God and Lucifer fight it out , the only people getting anything worthwhile out of the fight are the Legions of the Damned, aka Lawyers
Newsreaders to get poker-face training following Trump’s positive test
Newsreaders around the world can’t stop laughing at Donald Trump testing positive for Covid. “God certainly has a sense of humour” said one.
President Trump bans Tic-Tac-Toe
“Only the cleverest people can play it, I’m so good I get extra points.” says Donald
Donald Trump moves up to the 3rd Grade
“I did the remembering thing, with the things and then I did that thing with the letters” says Moron.
The Silent Majority, Choir Invisibule and Absent Friends join Trump Rally
One delegate from The Silent Majority said, “……………..”
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Putin’s fool proof plan to fool fools, guarantees you power for evermore
The Chatty Chimp 