No other country has come in with a bid for Boris, even America would rather stick with Donald
Political transfer market is open for business
Following Boris Johnson’s miraculous recovery, the Pope is to sanctify Donald Trump
Campaign to have Donald declared St Trump after he miraculously cures Boris of Corona Virus.
Commemoration of the death of our Savior, Donald J Trump
The World gathers to give thanks to its savior, Donald J Trump, sadly misunderstood in his own time now revered by the survivors
Markets rally as Donald leads an anti-Corona Virus prayer meeting
Of course more poor people will die, that is because the American God doesn’t like poor people.
The Scooby-Doo Gang clear the Creepy Old Amusement Park Owner
Scooby and The Gang cleared the Creepy Old Guy, even though he had done the thing!
Following his SOTU Address, Trump learns his ABC
Trump learns his ABC.
Boris admits soldiers will die in Iraq but it’s a sacrifice he’s willing to make
America, peacefully pacifying the middle-east through the use of very friendly bombs.
Johnson upset Trump didn’t tell him to buy oil
Johnson laments the opportunity to make a few bucks following the assassination of Soleimani
Top American comic DJ T hits the World stage
Top American comic, DJ T played a gig to World leaders in London and knocked them bandy, as the locals would say. Is he now the funniest man in the world?
Johnson summoned to Head’s Study after his bad behaviour in Assembly
Master Johnson has been summoned to the Headmaster’s Study following some rude, offensive and insulting behaviour in Assembly.
Pupin wins Puppeteer of the Year with his show ‘The Puppet States’
Vladislav Pupin wins Puppeteer of the Year for the third time running. Claims that the inexplicably popular puppets were dangerous were laughed off, evilly.
Emeritus Professor of History, Donald Maximus Trump re-writes American History
History Professor, Donald Maximus Trump has suggested that American have had a relationship with Italy, since Ancient Rome. Oh! how the world laughed.
The Chatty Chimp 