European Research Group have finished their Government-funded study into Europe and determined it’s all full of Johnnie Foreigner and his rum customs.
ERG announce they have finally finished their study into Europe
EU delay response to Boris as they disagree on how to tell him to F*ck Off
The EU response to the latest proposal from Boris Johnson has been delayed as they cannot agree on the best way to tell him to F*ck Off
“I’d have gotten away with it were it not for those pesky kids!” cries Boris
Masterplan foiled. “I’d have gotten away with it were it not for thise pesky kids!” cries Bozo The Clown. Sweet old Lady saved by Scooby and The Gang!
Brexit Is A F*cking Circus And We’re In The Cheap Seats, Says Wales
Meanwhile, not everyone in the UK House is happy about being left alone with the English. Now the Welsh have started looking for a new flat share!
The Incredible Hulk loses his testicles on a visit to Luxembourg
Meanwhile, somewhere in Luxembourg The Incredible Hulk has lost his balls. The giant orbs have suddenly disappeared, no longer swinging in their sacks.
Last Night of The Proms EU flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers
Blue Flag waving contagious claim Brexiteers after BBC shows EU flags being waved at The Last Night of The Proms
“I’m Not Boris” says his election opponent
Plucky Ian Napton to challenge Boris in his Uxbridge constituency, running on a ‘I’m Not Boris!’ ticket
British diplomats in Brussels are howling into the void
Boris Johnson has sent his officials to howl into the void in the latest round of Brexit negotiations.
Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign
Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign. Boffins were paid literally pounds to make anti-brexit as sexy as Brexit
Gove declares practice power cut drill a success
The first of a series of post-Bexit practice drills, cutting power to most of the UK was hailed as a great success by the idiot in charge
Dominic Raabid claims he told his imaginary friend about No-Deal risks before 2016
Dominic Raabid claims he told his imaginary friend about No-Deal risks before 2016 and therefore every one knew what they were voting for
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency
Pound now the world’s worst performing major currency. day traders picking up money for nothing.
The Chatty Chimp 