Subbuteo, where players can’t fall down, the ref’s word is law and there is an awful lot of flicking going on.
Premier League season to be finished using Subbuteo
Corona Virus upgraded to ‘kin serious now that a football match has been moved
Britain refuses to take Corona Virus seriously until football matches are moved.
Spurs to play all their games behind closed doors
Officials at the club took the decision came following their game against RB Leipzig, which ended in a humiliating 0-3 defeat, and exit from The Champions League. The club said that following […]
Everton announce ‘Stone Cold’ Steve as their new manager
Everton appoint ex-Professional Wrestler, Stone Cold Steve Austin, as their new manager. The board hope it will bring a bit of fight to the team
With a 2-1 defeat at Man Utd, Mourinho announces that ‘He’s Back!’
Mourinho lets the rest of the Premier League know he is back and that he means business. Following a couple of wins, normal service has been resumed.
FA releases an album of the football fans greatest chants
The FA release an album of football fans greatest chants. Spread Xmas love with “Dirty Northern Bastards” and “It’s nice to know your here, now fuck off!”
VAR Review Overturns Result in Battle of Stalingrad
VAR Review overturns the Battle of Stalingrad. Several Russian players were clearly in an offside position when tey attacked.
Footballer forced to leave the pitch after a serious injury to his hair-do
Mario Brothers was forced to leave the field after he sustained a serious injury to his hair-do. Despite her best efforts, Sharon couldn’t fix the damage.
WHL pitch will be ready for Jose’s goal-mouth bus
Spurs have prepared the ground as per Jose Mourinho’s instructions. The ashpalt and bus parking lines will be dry in time for the first game.
Derby County – A Moral Example to Us All
Derby County have selflessly sacrificed Richard Keogh, Unfair to suggest that at 33 he’d cock all to offer so its not much of a loss, very unfair indeed
Oxford University’s no clapping policy to be extended to Old Trafford
Oxford University have decided to ban clapping as it’s undermining to those of lesser ability. Manchester United are doing the same to protect their players
West Brom to be reinstated into the Premier League following VAR Review
West Brom have been reinstated into the Premier League following VAR Review of last season. Man City have had 87 goals wiped out.
The Chatty Chimp 