Liam Fox, Britain’s premiere trade negotiator has announced, without a hint of irony, that he has successfully managed to negotiate a post-Brexit trade deal with South Korea. Under the terms of the […]
As Tory leadership candidates are revealed the country cries “Please stay, Theresa!”
Tory leadership candidate admits they are all just ‘making up any old sh*t’
Tory Leadership contest brought to you by Coke. “My drug habit was bigger than yours” says future PM
Maggie Thatcher returns to stand in the Tory Leadership Race. JRM is delighted.
Bag of shite enters the Tory leadership contest
The Tory Leadership contenders promise their party will commit ‘Political Suicide’ over Brexit
RIP – Boris ‘Bozo’ Johnson the best PM we never had
COBRA authorises Grayling to spend millions on anti-Milkshake measures
SAS to test lethal Milkshakes under battle conditions.
Howay, the Geordie telecoms giant in 5G row. Don’t worry, we won’t get caught spying again. No definitely not.
Facial recognition system fails to identify MPs, Lawyers & Estate Agents second face
The Chatty Chimp 