Scientists have discoverd a new mineral, related to Bullshite, Gobshite and Dogshite, Brexshite has its own uniques set of properties.
Scientists have discovered a new mineral called Brexshite
Government declares tomorrow’s leaked Brexit report out of date
Government declares their own unpublished report as out of date. Exciting new theories of space/time possible.
Linguists claim people mispronounce Jeremy Hunt’s name because he is one
Linguistic experts confirm people mispronounce Jeremy Hunt’s last name is because he’s a c
Daily Mail Online science department discovers women have breasts
Daily Mail Online science department discovers women have breasts
Chocolate Milk comes from Brown Cows say scientists
Chocolate Milk comes from Brown Cows say scientists
Qatar’s bestselling book is ‘How to beat your wife, for Dummies’
Qatari Sociologist, Basher Al Hardah’s academic treatise ‘How to beat your wife, for Dummies’ is at the top of the Arab Times best seller list. The handy guide, with its’ simple easy […]
Scientists prove that when mummy needs some help around the house, daddy’s bound to have buggered off again
Sick children? Meet the teach? family party? oh bugger, it! Dad’s gone missing again
Science confirms men can’t listen to women talking
Science confirms men can’t listen to women talking
Department of Education’s radical plans for the reintroduction of Capital Punishment cause controversy
DofE’s radical plans for the reintroduction of Capital Punishment cause controversy
Following the successes of the latest Martian landing NASA publicly thank the Thoughts & Prayers team for all their help
Following the successes of the latest Martian landing NASA publicly thank the Thoughts & Prayers team for all their help
Gwyneth and her company, Gloop, win The Nobel Prize for sciencing
Gwyneth and her company, Gloop, win The Nobel Prize for sciencing
Dr Wardy, from The University of Life, says, “Hungover? then drink more and you’ll feel better”
Turns out the best way to treat a hangover is with the hair of the dog.
The Chatty Chimp 