David Davis defies critics who say he doesn’t know his arse from a hole in the ground by taking a job at JCB
David Davis defies critics who say he doesn’t know his arse from a hole in the ground by taking a job at JCB
P&O relocate to Cyprus after finding out the Chris Grayling will be in charge of cross channel ferry services
P&O relocate to Cyprus after finding out the Chris Grayling will be in charge of cross channel ferry services
Southern Rail running a reduced service as some winter snow has fallen in the north of Scotland
Southern Rail running a reduced service as some winter snow has fallen in the north of Scotland
Tragedy at Toshitone Industries after a secretary accidently books The Board into Dignitas, the assisted dying facility, rather than the luxury ski resort of Davos
Tragedy at Toshitone Industries after a secretary accidently books The Board into Dignitas, the assisted dying facility, rather than the luxury ski resort of Davos
Bank hit by a ‘Technical’ glitch after a customer tries to withdraw their own money
Lloyds Bank suffered yet another embarrassing technical glitch, after Ian Napton attempted to draw his own money out of his account. He requested £80, the transaction appeared to be proceeding as normal […]
Have you been mis-sold a lottery ticket? Were you promised riches beyond compare? Then one legal firm thinks they can get you your money back
Have you been mis-sold a Lottery ticket? Where you led to believe all your problems would be solved? Remember where there is greed and stupidity there is a claim.
The World in Stereotypes – Volume 1, the former colony of Florida
Stereotypes of Florida, they are all true.
Heaven is God eating a bowl of chicken wings, whilst holding an automatic rifle.
Greggs, controversially, launch a 100% Vegan sausage roll
Greggs launch a new range of hot roll, filled with 100% Vegan
Southern Rail to introduce External Class rail travel in a bid to reduce train over crowding
Southern Rail introduce External Class rail travel to reduce overcrowding.
Grayling cocks it up, yet again.
HMV’s Grift Voucher Scheme will sell peerages, financial favours, ferrying contracts and government influence as part of a daring rescue plan
Gongs clang as everyone bows to His Masters Voice. HMV to be saved for the benefit of the administrators.
Grift Vouchers can be purchased in the Lobby
Amazon delivery driver visits so often he’s coming for Xmas dinner
A parcel delivery driver visits the Jackson’s house so often he’s now coming for Xmas dinner
Maths genius finds a new number while calculating his Xmas spending
Maths genius discovers a new number when trying to work out how much money he spent at Xmas
The Chatty Chimp 