Ming The Merciless heralds in a government for the wealthy by the wealthy.
All Hail Ming The Merciless, Emperor
‘For God’s sake buy her Valentine’s Day flowers’ warns regretful idiot
Man in the Valentine’s Day doghouse issues warning to other men, “For goodness sake, spend the money!”
Government opens up HS3, a chuffing service from Caernarfon to Rhyl
The Welsh Musket Train flying from Caernarfon to Rhyl in a day and a half.
BJ’s word ban spells joy for makers of correction fluid
Shares in Tittex have risen sharply as Boris bans the use of certain words as he tries to spin his web of lies. Correction fluid now in short supply
Prince William calls for more diversity, just not in his own family
Prince William calls for the working class to be more diverse by ensuring that entertainment industry awards reflect wider society. Without any hint of irony, the Prince castigated the audience for holding […]
Phillip Schofield has come out live on national television
Phillip Schofield comes out and admits “In 27 years, I’ve contributed nothing of any significant cultural value.”
The Scooby-Doo Gang clear the Creepy Old Amusement Park Owner
Scooby and The Gang cleared the Creepy Old Guy, even though he had done the thing!
Following his SOTU Address, Trump learns his ABC
Trump learns his ABC.
Radio 4 to install walk-in fridge for politicians to hide in
“When the questions get a bit tricky they can go an hide in the fridge, apparently they find this reassuring.”
Scientists baffled why 1st Monday in Feb is National Sickie Day
Why is the first Monday after payday and dry January the sickest day of the year? Scientists are baffled.
Brexitvirus outbreak hits the UK
Brexitvirus hits UK, current outbreak is expected to last 25 years. A whole generation have lost their voice.
Heavy falls of Snowflake across the country
The UK was hit by heavy falls of Snowflake on Brexit Day. Met Office warns of potential flooding from rivers of salty tears as the Snowflakes melt.
The Chatty Chimp 