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1 Million turn up for Central London’s ‘I have a banner’ day
Under GDPR police are unable to arrest a graffiti artist who signed his own name
Pro Brexit ‘Go Slow’ protest on the M62 backfires as journey times increase. Drivers ask for it to be held everyday
New Men are barely evolved semi-sentient apes of little use to anyone
Margaret Thatcher to be resurrected on Easter Sunday
He’s Not The Messiah, he’s not even a naughty boy
Theresa May calls in Francis Underwood to get her deal through
PTBD – Psychologists confirm Post Traumatic Brexit Disorder, is a thing
Death penalty reprieve really annoys Donald Trump
Mental Health Self Checking System to replace Doctors
North Korea elects only voter as Supreme Leader in democratic elections
Mothering Sunday is the one day of the year I get a lie in and the bastards are cutting it an hour short