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The Department of Social Services have made a statement about Russell Brand and his child rearing practices. This is in response to the media coverage of an interview Russell gave, where he […]
Surprisingly people are actually listening to the yellow snow warnings rather than ogling the TV weather girl
don’t eat yellow snow
DofE’s radical plans for the reintroduction of Capital Punishment cause controversy
Family crises erupts as dad can’t cope when mum is unexpectedly called away
When we say ‘Artisan’ that doesn’t mean we want customers who work with their hands, admits posh bakery
The Brexit Secretary, Stephen Barclay has gone missing. Please search garden sheds, outbuildings and anywhere a vulnerable MP can build a den. Let’s get him home.
Catastrophe in the southern English village of Datchet as 1 mm of snow causes chaos
Prince Philip crashes his car doing the Bird Box challenge
Southern Rail running a reduced service as some winter snow has fallen in the north of Scotland
Dave Moses wins ‘Dad of The Year’ after babysitting his own kids
Donald Trump unexpectedly resigns after reading an abusive and critical tweet
Millennial expresses outrage on Instagram after being asked to take his bag off a seat on a busy train
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