Female Dr Who finally resolves/inflames gender debate
Female Dr Who finally resolves/inflames gender debate
Mourinho Expectedly Resigns and a Makes Sideways Move into Farming
Mourinho Expectedly Resigns and a Makes Sideways Move into Farming
SPCA calls for an end to the annual torture and humiliation of defenceless young animals as The Apprentice returns, yet again.
SPCA calls for an end to the annual torture and humiliation of morally bankrupt wannabes
Wigan Zoo set to display a rare Jacob Rees-Mogg
Jacob Rees-Mogg set to go on display in Wigan Zoo. The aim is to set up a breeding pair.
Little Englanders demand golf respects the views of Brexit and stops including bloody foreigners in the Ryder Cup
Little England want no more foreigners in the team and for The Ryder Cup to be played in Birmingham.
RIP Gobby Robinson fearless champion of free speech and England’s saviour
The nation mourns the passing of a man of many names, much money and protector of the race
It’s too dangerous for this North Korean Bangtan Boy to listen to his own music
It is too dangerous for this North Korean Bangtan Boy to listen to his own music
RIP – Dr Flying Focks, the man who sent Theresa May to conga round The Congo
The sad passing of a an inadequate man doing an impossible job.
Latest exam results are the best ever again
For the fortieth year running, education chiefs have announced that A Level and GCSE exam pass rates have increased yet again. The A Level pass rate is now up to 94.5689% and […]
‘What the Fudge?’ The new Homemade Fudge from Corby’s Confectionery Co leaves a nasty taste in the mouth
What the Fudge?’ The new Homemade Fudge from Corby’s Confectionery Co leaves a nasty taste in the mouth
Trump wants to build more terrific walls
Trump plans to build a ‘hard’ soft wall along the Irish border
Plucky English housewife, Mrs May, calls out the AA after her car breaks down during her Grand Tour of Europe
Plucky English housewife stranded in a foreign city says “Bugger Europe, I’m not going there again.”
The Chatty Chimp 