Plucky Ian Napton to challenge Boris in his Uxbridge constituency, running on a ‘I’m Not Boris!’ ticket
“I’m Not Boris” says his election opponent
Scientists have discovered a new mineral called Brexshite
Scientists have discoverd a new mineral, related to Bullshite, Gobshite and Dogshite, Brexshite has its own uniques set of properties.
Mums rejoice and teachers despair as the new term begins
Mums rejoice and teachers despair as the little gits return to school. Both groups seek solace in wine but for very different reasons
The privilege of Droit de Seigneur is to be bestowed on Sir Ben Stokes
It’s not often that a cricketer makes the front page. Once the bad boy of English cricket, Ben Stokes return to the game has been spectacular. Single handedly winning the World Cup […]
British diplomats in Brussels are howling into the void
Boris Johnson has sent his officials to howl into the void in the latest round of Brexit negotiations.
Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign
Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign. Boffins were paid literally pounds to make anti-brexit as sexy as Brexit
Satan orders in extra kindling in readiness for Boris’s arrival
Extra kindling has been ordered for the fires of hell in preparation for the arrival of Boris Johnson. Handcart seen in Downing Street.
Jessica Fostekew – Hench – A Review
A review of Jessica Fostekew’s Edinburgh Fringe show Hench. A Highly Recommended show delivered by an outstanding comedian.
Boris says ‘it’s a good day to bury bad news under Bury’
Boris says ‘it’s a good day to bury bad news under Bury’ as he heartlessly kicks the end of Bury FC from the top of the news headlines – RIP The Shakers
UK to be renamed ‘The Great Democratic People’s Republic of Britain’
With food and medical shortages looming, The Army on the streets, MP’s locked out of Parliament and the return of Blue Passports, Project Britain has been declared a great success.
Trump to ban cakes made with a Mother’s Love as trade war escalates
Trump to ban cakes made with a Mother’s Love as trade war escalates. In retaliation for Britain’s unwillingness to sell rotting meat, he’s banning Love.
British Culture is alive and well
Whatever happens in the aftemath of Brexit it will be vital to showw the World that British Culture is alive and well. My Friend Billy….
The Chatty Chimp 