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“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Iain FM Smith – My Finest Hour – A Review

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 5, 2019

A Review of Iain FM Smith’s Edfringe Storytelling Show about growing up in Gloucestershire @iainfmsmith

“I’m Not Boris” says his election opponent

By colin on Sep 5, 2019
Stop making sh*t up

Plucky Ian Napton to challenge Boris in his Uxbridge constituency, running on a ‘I’m Not Boris!’ ticket

Scientists have discovered a new mineral called Brexshite

By geramont71 on Sep 4, 2019
Brexshite

Scientists have discoverd a new mineral, related to Bullshite, Gobshite and Dogshite, Brexshite has its own uniques set of properties.

Mums rejoice and teachers despair as the new term begins

By binty on Sep 3, 2019
Back to school

Mums rejoice and teachers despair as the little gits return to school. Both groups seek solace in wine but for very different reasons

The privilege of Droit de Seigneur is to be bestowed on Sir Ben Stokes

By on Sep 2, 2019
Sir Ben

It’s not often that a cricketer makes the front page. Once the bad boy of English cricket, Ben Stokes return to the game has been spectacular. Single handedly winning the World Cup […]

British diplomats in Brussels are howling into the void

By on Sep 1, 2019
Screaming into the void

Boris Johnson has sent his officials to howl into the void in the latest round of Brexit negotiations.

Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign

By on Aug 31, 2019
Bremain

Bremain is the sexy new name for the Anti-Brexit campaign. Boffins were paid literally pounds to make anti-brexit as sexy as Brexit

Satan orders in extra kindling in readiness for Boris’s arrival

By colin on Aug 30, 2019
Chopping Firewood

Extra kindling has been ordered for the fires of hell in preparation for the arrival of Boris Johnson. Handcart seen in Downing Street.

Jessica Fostekew – Hench – A Review

By Chatty Chimp on Aug 29, 2019

A review of Jessica Fostekew’s Edinburgh Fringe show Hench. A Highly Recommended show delivered by an outstanding comedian.

Boris says ‘it’s a good day to bury bad news under Bury’

By colin on Aug 29, 2019
Mein Fuhrer

Boris says ‘it’s a good day to bury bad news under Bury’ as he heartlessly kicks the end of Bury FC from the top of the news headlines – RIP The Shakers

UK to be renamed ‘The Great Democratic People’s Republic of Britain’

By on Aug 28, 2019
Great Democratic People's Republic of Britain

With food and medical shortages looming, The Army on the streets, MP’s locked out of Parliament and the return of Blue Passports, Project Britain has been declared a great success.

Trump to ban cakes made with a Mother’s Love as trade war escalates

By thecrownprince on Aug 28, 2019

Trump to ban cakes made with a Mother’s Love as trade war escalates. In retaliation for Britain’s unwillingness to sell rotting meat, he’s banning Love.

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    “Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

    “Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

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    What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

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