Mike Ashley in a new and exciting partnership with the Department of Education
Monetising teaching, pile it high and sell it cheap
Mike Ashley in a new and exciting partnership with the Department of Education
Monetising teaching, pile it high and sell it cheap
Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?
David Davis defies critics who say he doesn’t know his arse from a hole in the ground by taking a job at JCB
Catastrophe in the southern English village of Datchet as 1 mm of snow causes chaos
P&O relocate to Cyprus after finding out the Chris Grayling will be in charge of cross channel ferry services
Prince Philip crashes his car doing the Bird Box challenge
Southern Rail running a reduced service as some winter snow has fallen in the north of Scotland
Tragedy at Toshitone Industries after a secretary accidently books The Board into Dignitas, the assisted dying facility, rather than the luxury ski resort of Davos
Dave Moses wins ‘Dad of The Year’ after babysitting his own kids
Donald Trump unexpectedly resigns after reading an abusive and critical tweet
Millennial expresses outrage on Instagram after being asked to take his bag off a seat on a busy train
The winner of this years, Worst Celebrity Baby Name goes to Prestige Gazebos