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What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Crap GPT AI: Revolutionizing or Ruining GB News?

By Chatty Chimp on Jul 12, 2025

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

By Chatty Chimp on Jan 25, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

Ever looked at a satirical news story and thought “I can do better than that”? Well, why not give it a go?

David Davis defies critics who say he doesn’t know his arse from a hole in the ground by taking a job at JCB

By bernard on Jan 25, 2019 • ( Leave a comment )

David Davis defies critics who say he doesn’t know his arse from a hole in the ground by taking a job at JCB

Catastrophe in the southern English village of Datchet as 1 mm of snow causes chaos

By on Jan 24, 2019

Catastrophe in the southern English village of Datchet as 1 mm of snow causes chaos

P&O relocate to Cyprus after finding out the Chris Grayling will be in charge of cross channel ferry services

By geramont71 on Jan 24, 2019

P&O relocate to Cyprus after finding out the Chris Grayling will be in charge of cross channel ferry services

Prince Philip crashes his car doing the Bird Box challenge

By thecrownprince on Jan 23, 2019

Prince Philip crashes his car doing the Bird Box challenge

Southern Rail running a reduced service as some winter snow has fallen in the north of Scotland

By geramont71 on Jan 23, 2019

Southern Rail running a reduced service as some winter snow has fallen in the north of Scotland

Tragedy at Toshitone Industries after a secretary accidently books The Board into Dignitas, the assisted dying facility, rather than the luxury ski resort of Davos

By bernard on Jan 22, 2019

Tragedy at Toshitone Industries after a secretary accidently books The Board into Dignitas, the assisted dying facility, rather than the luxury ski resort of Davos

Dave Moses wins ‘Dad of The Year’ after babysitting his own kids

By on Jan 22, 2019

Dave Moses wins ‘Dad of The Year’ after babysitting his own kids

Donald Trump unexpectedly resigns after reading an abusive and critical tweet sent by Gav from Eastbourne

By on Jan 21, 2019

Donald Trump unexpectedly resigns after reading an abusive and critical tweet

Millennial expresses outrage on Instagram after being asked to take his bag off a seat on a busy train

By on Jan 21, 2019

Millennial expresses outrage on Instagram after being asked to take his bag off a seat on a busy train

The winner of this years, Worst Celebrity Baby Name goes to Prestige Gazebos

By thecrownprince on Jan 20, 2019

The winner of this years, Worst Celebrity Baby Name goes to Prestige Gazebos

Emergency Response Nannies called into Parliament to sort out the naughty little children

By on Jan 20, 2019

Emergency Response Nannies called into Parliament to sort out the naughty little children
Mary Poppins and Nanny McPhee say ‘Well, we can’t spank them, they like it’

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