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“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

Finally, the long awaited return of the nations favourite game show, ‘I’m a Conservative, Somebody Get Me Out of Here’

By on Nov 14, 2018

Finally, the long awaited return of the nations favourite game show, ‘I’m a Conservative, Somebody Get Me Out of Here’

Only Money Matters

By colin on Nov 14, 2018

Only Money Matters

The Gammonary – Ye Olde English Dictionary of worde, phrase und fable

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 13, 2018 • ( Leave a comment )

In social media and everyday life it can be difficult to pin down the modern meanings and usages of words, phrases and acronyms. Fed up with the inclusion of foreign words into […]

George Orwell’s back from the dead with his 1984 sequel, 2019 – It’s Doubleplus Ungood

By colin on Nov 12, 2018

George Orwell’s back from the dead with his 1984 sequel, 2019 – r u f**king kidding?

Snowflakes take the week off after Country Music fans are the victims of this week’s mass shooting

By colin on Nov 12, 2018

Snowflakes take the week off after Country Music fans are the victims of this week’s mass shooting

Donald Trump reveals why he missed the celebration party to mark the end of the big bang-bang thingy

By Ian Jaggard on Nov 11, 2018

Donald Trump reveals why he missed the celebration party to mark the end of the big bang-bang thing

RIP Rock Legend, hell raiser, bad driver and narcotic bon viveur, Eric Clapham

By colin on Nov 11, 2018

RIP Rock Legend, hell raiser, bad driver and narcotic bon viveur, Eric Clapham

Aaron Ramsey set for a big money transfer to a top European subs bench

By on Nov 10, 2018

Aaron Ramsey set for a big money transfer to sit on a subs bench in Europe

Useless gets a new synonym – “Milky”

By on Nov 10, 2018

Mark Hughes says it has all gone a bit Milky

Management and Staff Training Courses are not a cults says Chief Visioneer, Charles Daniels

By thecrownprince on Nov 9, 2018

Management Training Courses are not a cults says Chief Visioneer and Business Guru, Charles Daniels

Middle Aged White Atheist manages to get through a whole day without killing anyone or being a racist, misogynistic or homophobic di*k

By colin on Nov 9, 2018
Middle aged white not racist

Middle Aged White Atheist manages to get through a whole day without killing anyone or being a racist, misogynistic or homophobic di*k

The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting in (insert location)

By colin on Nov 8, 2018

News story template wheeled out again, for yet another mass shooting in America

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