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“Poor people must work harder!” says Farage

By Chatty Chimp on Feb 15, 2026

What Christ really said about the Christmas Market

By Chatty Chimp on Nov 17, 2025

Andrew debacles saves Reeves blushes

By thehappymonkey12 on Nov 2, 2025

Government to move asylum seekers, refugees, and immigrants to Hull

By Chatty Chimp on Sep 2, 2025

Reeves’s Labrador tax set to raise a stink

By thehappymonkey12 on Sep 1, 2025

58-year-old Wiltshire man puts himself up for adoption

By thehappymonkey12 on Aug 20, 2025

The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting in (insert location)

By colin on Oct 28, 2018

News story template wheeled out again, for yet another mass shooting in America

Orkney Islands safe again after Billy-Bob Bob IV tracks down and kills a Flossie with an Automatic Rifle

By bernard on Oct 27, 2018

Orkney Islands safe again after Billy-Bob Bob IV tracks down and kills a Flossie with an Automatic Rifle

All change at Aryan Air as Tommy is, ironically, booted out of his seat to make way for Sir Phillip Green

By on Oct 26, 2018

All change at Aryan Air as Tommy is, ironically, booted out of his seat to make way for Sir Phillip Green

Real Madrid are 4 points off the lead, are they looking for an English manager?

By on Oct 26, 2018

Is an English Manager about to take over at Real Madrid?

Tommy Robinson takes over as Director of Gammontry at Aryan Air

By on Oct 24, 2018

Tommy Robinson takes over as Director of Gammon at Aryan Air

Aryan Air in a social media race row after they asked a black man to leave the plane

By geramont71 on Oct 22, 2018

Aryan Air in a social media race row after they asked a black man to leave the plane

100,000 angry Man Utd fans block the streets of West London in protest at Jose Mourinho

By bernard on Oct 21, 2018

100,000 angry Man Utd fans block the streets of West London in protest at Jose Mourinho

Are the Sky Football scheduling team on the verge of a mental breakdown?

By on Oct 21, 2018

According to Sky what every English football fan wants to see is Gangzhou Evergrande vs Beijing Renhe. Leeds v Blackburn is available on the red button. Enjoy.

Kanye West’s New Anthem – Oh! Come All YE Faithful

By Ian Jaggard on Oct 20, 2018
Vaccines Front Man

Kanye West’s New Anthem – Oh! Come All YE Faithful

New tissue ranges announced including Teenager, Single Woman, Mum, Granny and Man Utd Fan

By bernard on Oct 19, 2018

New tissue ranges announced including Teenager, Single Woman, Mum, Granny and Man Utd Fan

After installing a Wind Turbine at Holyrood, Scotland generate all of their energy from wind power

By geramont71 on Oct 18, 2018

After installing a Wind Turbine above Holyrood, Scotland generate all of their energy from wind power

Could someone please pass this on to Piers Morgan, it was incorrectly delivered to our office?

By Chatty Chimp on Oct 17, 2018

Piers Morgan invited to attend a personal interview at the Saudi Consulate in Istanbul

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