Theresa and the May ‘B’ Knots release their new single, Operation Clawhammer
Groovy Gang, Theresa and the May ‘B’ Knots get down to the funky ‘No Deal’ disco beat with their new single, Operation Clawhammer
Viewers demand new judges for next season of Brexit Factor
Brexit Factor needs new judges and new turns as this years acts are bloomin awful!
Catholic Church’s secret plan to Exorcise Donald Trump
The Catholic Church’s secret plan to exorcise Donald Trump
Pensioners pump out prescription pills to kids
Grannies using social media to sell prescription drugs to young addicts for money!
British Company wins contract to supply wood, hammer and nails for Saudi Arabian Crucifixions
British continue to develop military and torture markets.
Whoops! Electronics company lose 10 million customers details – again
The popular computer sales company, Dixons Carphone Warehouse, today admitted that the security password on its customer information database had proved too easy to guess for pesky hackers. The firm’s spokesman, Will […]
Easyjet have announced ambitious new plans to teach their customers to count to one
Inspired by the success of previous passenger training initiatives such as; Overcoming Your Fear of Flying, How to Behave on a Plane and Jesus Christ You’re Not an Animal, Easyjet have launched […]