Trump Impeached but he claims he has never eaten peaches, that is a load of old cobblers say The Clinton’s. Meanwhile Peaches Strip Club is open as usual.
Impeached Trump claims he’s never eaten peaches
Donald Trump Opens A New Hotel And Golf Course – On The Moon
Donald Trump set to open a new hotel and golf course on the moon. The rest of the galaxy aren’t happy about being evicted from the planned car park.
Civil War follows arrival of US Peacekeepers in Paradise
Donald Trump sends a peacekeeping mission to a peacful nation and starts a civil war. US Churches send Bibles, we send Prince Andrew. Gun sales boom!
Donald Trump to buy the Isle of Wight
After Donald Trump fails to buy Greenland, the Government offers to sell him another Island named after a colour. A white island, just what I always wanted.
Trump says ‘Hey guys! these shootings aren’t cool’
Shopping centres, schools and public venues are on standby to activate their lockdown drill, pending confirmation of the location of today’s mass murder.
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
Once again America suffers another senseless shooting and once again its leaders trot out the same meaningless platitudes
Ambassador offended at being called stupid by idiot
Sir Kim Darroch offended by being called stupid by an idiot. Gets coat and buggers off to the South of France
President is inept claims Ambassador but Trump says he’s never been there!
President is inept claims Ambassador but Trump says he’s never been there!
America asks The Queen to have her back
Appalled at America becoming a global laughing stock The Yanks have asked The Queen to have them back
For Sale – The NHS, 63 Million previous users, good runner, needs TLC and cash
For Sale – The NHS, 63 Million previous users, good runner, needs TLC and cash
Inside M25 declared a Milkshake free zone for Trump’s visit
Inside M25 declared a Milkshake free zone for Trump’s visit
The NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of America’s latest mass shooting at (The: school/shopping centre/church/hospital/community centre) in (state/town/city)
Once again the NRA send thoughts and prayers to victims of the latest shooting but refuse to actually do anything about these shootings.
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