Once again exam pass rates have risen. There are 3 possibilities. 1. Teachers are better. 2 Pupils are smarter. 3 Government are making it up…It’s 3
Once again A Level results are the best ever
Gove declares practice power cut drill a success
The first of a series of post-Bexit practice drills, cutting power to most of the UK was hailed as a great success by the idiot in charge
Gove surprised the EU says Au Revoir mon ami
Minister says as long as we maintain the plucky attitude which saw us through the Blitz and we sing songs about the Germans, everything will be all right.
As Johnson takes over record numbers attempt to flee to Narnia
As dismay engulfs Britain many attempt to flee to Narnia by hiding in the bottom of the wardrobe. Emergency services placed on Red Alert after many become trapped.
None of The Above
Our considered opinion is that the current crop of politicians, across all parties, are the worst in living memory hence the title “None of The Above.
Train service in chaos due to the unexpected arrival of summer
Train service in chaos due to the unexpected arrival of summer. Following on from the unexpected arrival of winter and spring, rail fails again.
Cars must show how many test attempts the driver had
Cars must show how many test attempts the driver had. Scheme to be expanded to cover other damn fool things the driver has done
Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers
Boris wins leadership vote after his friends get extra ballot papers. Even more successful than when Baldrick was elected MP for Dunny-on-the-Wold
Cerberus becomes head receptionist at a busy Doctors Surgery
Cerberus becomes head receptionist at a busy Doctors Surgery
Hat Stand wins seat on council in local election
Hat Stand wins seat on council in local election
Packham, please pack up and pack off say country folk
Packham, please pack up and pack off say country folk. you don’t understand our ways.
The Chatty Chimp 