Millennial Hipster, Skye Nation was left traumatised after buying coffee from a coffee chain.
Hipster traumatised after buying coffee from a chain
Gloop launches new Vampire Repellent spray
Have you seen a vampire? No, well that’s proof that it works!
Bin man distresses middle-class shoppers by sneaking into Waitrose
Bin man distresses middle-class shoppers by sneaking into Waitrose
Greggs to produce Gwyneth Paltrow flavoured muffins
I want people to feel that when they are eating my muff we are both connected through the essential mother universe
Derby County – A Moral Example to Us All
Derby County have selflessly sacrificed Richard Keogh, Unfair to suggest that at 33 he’d cock all to offer so its not much of a loss, very unfair indeed
Homeless Southend man forced to eat in Starbucks
A homeless Southend man was made to eat in Starbucks after a well-wisher forced food upon him. Staff tried to throw the vagrant out but failed.
“Headlice have rights too” claims Highgate based eco-warrior
Headlice have rights too, claims eco-warrior. No they bloody well don’t replies a concerned mother.
Travel company offers a middle-class package tour to the lower-classes
A leading travel company is offering the middle-classes an authentic ‘lower-class’ living experience, complete with budget shopping with common people.
Woman mourns lost dress sense after buying sensible work shoes
A woman is mourning the loss of her dress sense after buying a pair of sensible work shoes in Clarkes. She is inconsolable.
Sun editor sacked after discovery of shameful link to Pontius Pilate
Sun editor sacked after discovery of link to Pontius Pilate discovered. Other staff members promoted after antecedents include, Vlad, Caligula and Goebbels
Mums rejoice and teachers despair as the new term begins
Mums rejoice and teachers despair as the little gits return to school. Both groups seek solace in wine but for very different reasons
All chippies in Edinburgh have gone vegetarian for the festival
Edinburgh Chippies are converting to vegetarian for the festival. Locals are unhappy at being turned into a suburb in Surrey.
The Chatty Chimp 