Totally PC Christmas Card unveiled. Guaranteed to take the joy out of the holiday season.
The PC Christmas Card, guaranteed to take the joy out of Xmas
Discovery of a giant Golden McNuggett sparks Scottish gold rush
Discovery of a Golden McNuggett sparks gold rush. The rare Scottish delicacy is thought to be worth millions when sold to hipsters from a South London shed.
FA releases an album of the football fans greatest chants
The FA release an album of football fans greatest chants. Spread Xmas love with “Dirty Northern Bastards” and “It’s nice to know your here, now fuck off!”
TSB to improve customer service by closing their branches
TSB are so fed up with appalling customer service ratings that they have decided to improve things by closing their branches.
In this weeks episode of The Apprentice, it’s the benefits round
In this weeks episode of The Apprentice, it’s the benefits round. Can they get any money?
FCA Forced to clean up their own mess
It seems that someone at the FCA has been leaving little parcels of joy on the bathroom floors. Maybe they’d been mis-sold PPI
Marmite demands a referendum – do we hate it or love it?
Finally it’s time to resolve the age old dilemma, Marmite, Love it or Hate it, you get to decide. Unfortunately the country seems divided once again.
Musk says ‘Tesla Ich bin ein Binliner’
The world’s fastest growing car company set up their European base in Germany, not Britain because of Brexit. It’s like Musk doesn’t know we won the war!
Driver accused of killing the planet by having a full tank of petrol
Driver commits the environmental sin of ‘tanking’, where running with a full tank burns more fuel than using just enough petrol to get to your destination.
ELO’s Jeff Lynne Is Excited To Be Returning To His Alien Homeworld
As he plans his return to his home world, Jeff Lynne wonders how we never realised he was a space alien. The clues were all there!
Fat Cats get to work fewer hours for more money
Fat Cats will get a shorter working week, i order that they may better spend their incredible pay packets.
God’s message to humanity
After an American Congressman said “Don’t worry, God will sort out climate change”, God responded.”Last time I was here it was a paradise. Now look at it!”
The Chatty Chimp 