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Totally PC Christmas Card unveiled. Guaranteed to take the joy out of the holiday season.
Family feud erupts after husband turns the house Boris Blue for Xmas. “I’ll burn his Daily Mail collection!” Threatens Mrs Napton
BBC Helpine for those affected by any of the issues raised in today’s murder drama deluged by a single call. Man stunned to find he had to answer a call
Pinocchio Johnson steals the work of Britain’s best loved Barrister.We put a phrase on a Tee Shirt in protest and someone wears to the polling booth!
I have a dream, a dream that Hadrian’s Wall is rebuilt, that Scotland is a proud independent nation under the control of Brussels.
Jo Swinson hails the Lib Dems as future kingmakers and apologises for getting into bed with Boris Johnson, because a Lib Dem can’t resist a posho!
Boris promises to do the best he can with what he has got. Dominic says it will be alright in the end.
Nigel Farage hails victory for The Brexit Party as it polled 3 Million votes and no MP’s. He warns Boris that he must deliver on tax cuts for the rich!
Corbyn’s hails the 159 seat deficit to the Tory Party as a Labour victory. ‘We’ve delivered a majority government, it’s just not ours!”
Discovery of a Golden McNuggett sparks gold rush. The rare Scottish delicacy is thought to be worth millions when sold to hipsters from a South London shed.
Prince Andrew surprise favourite to be the next PM. He’s not Jeremy and compared to Boris Johnson he is a saint and he never lied to his mum.
Jeremy and Boris go head to head in a special edition of Countdown. Both failed in the numbers game, neither could make them add up!